Posted on Friday, May 07, 2021 with 52 Notes

I, like the totally sexy and not lame person I am, made a carrd

#carrd #peter.txt
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 2850 Notes
#tweets
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 25018 Notes

japanese-gum:

dyatlovpassingprivilege:

“i think i hauve covid” was a culturally significant utterance, but an equally important part of that tweet was “38 y/o gf who still says sweet summer child” and the fully realized person that phrase can conjure in your mind

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#tweets
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 172 Notes

lesbiankendall:

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there’s a deleted scene from argestes where iverson almost drowns in a pool and kendall jumps in to save him oh my god (credit)

#ough #succession
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 6224 Notes

goopychaosgremlin:

eroticcannibal:

eroticcannibal:

I think cis allies should start beating the shit out of anyone trotting out the trans = groomer line

No this is not a joke or hyperbole. They are trying to get people killed. Beat them up. Scare them. Make them fucking bleed. Teach them a lesson.

The facists have found this post and are upset lmao

Anyway hope you get your teeth smashed in 😘

I saw a video a while back where some nazi was clearly antagonizing outside of a drag show and one of the people responded “Do something then.” And the nazi (already cowering back mind you) asked, “oh so you can get me with a hate crime?” And the guy with full rage said, “No so I can fucking kill you.”

More of that please.

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 4886 Notes

plaguedocboi:

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Babe if I had the option to live underwater I wouldn’t want to resurface either

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 11873 Notes

dommeunist:

tooies:

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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tags written by microwave mimic. “oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm.”

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 2444 Notes

dykescully:

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i do not know the origin of this image but i am fucking obsessed with it

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 3674 Notes
#animals
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 896 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 19491 Notes
everythingfox:
“catcube
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#animals
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 765 Notes

thefuturewithoutus:

thefuturewithoutus:

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his laugh lines serve so much cunt like crazy amounts

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#reanimator
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 12941 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 1520 Notes

lesbiacebian:

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the answer is that they don’t want fat people to exist, period. not in restaurants, not in the gym, not on the bus next to them. nowhere. they want you to be born skinny, or cease to exist. it’s never been about health or exercise. they don’t care about fat people point blank.

#tweets
Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 1044 Notes

t-800:

well no one told me about her | youtube link

Posted on Tuesday, May 16, 2023 with 9910 Notes

tiny–cryptid:

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I’m thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

#there is no popcorn bowl and the vomit bowl are old ice cream buckets my mom keeps like 10 of for no fucking reason #she does this with any packaging that could be remotely reusable
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